Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Zulu (1964) Review

Few war movies are as rousing and inspiring as this heavily fictionalized depiction of the badly out numbered British soldiers resisting an attack by 4,000 Zulu warriors in 1879. Beautiful cinematography, a sharp script, excellent acting, and and a memorable score all contribute to one of the best movies ever made. UPDATED: Aug 2012 with screencaps and revised text for the extraordinary Blu-ray.

Zulu Title

By the late 1800’s, the British empire stretched across the planet, an amazing achievement for a small island nation.  But they were stretched thin and the natives often got restless. So was the case in South Africa, where the Brits had subjugated not only the native tribes, but the Dutch descended Boers who had colonized first. It is against this backdrop that Zulu takes place.

For the purposes of the review, I will not go into all the historical inaccuracies in the film -- not even those which do grave injustice to some of the men depicted. Instead, I suggest going to rorkesdriftvc.com to read about the real men and events. It is an excellent site and worth devoting serious time to.

Zulu IsandhlwanaZulu Cetewayo and the Witts

The movie starts out in very old fashioned style by going straight to the credits which are of the no-nonsense kind. But the music is wonderful, large and dramatic, promising great things to come. As the music fades, a narration by Richard Burton informs us of the complete wipeout of 1,500 British soldiers on the slopes of the mountain Isandhwlana at the hands of Zulu warriors. A full fledged rebellion has begun.

The message is dated November 23, 1879. The movie depicts the events of November 22 to the morning of the 23rd at Rorke’s Drift, but is not very clear about it.

Sobering is how I would describe the first images of the movie. A slow pan across the bodies at Isandhwlana reveals the victorious Zulu warriors starting to loot the bodies for rifles.  One brave raises a rifle to the sky and we finally see the name of the movie presented with a fanfare. Already there is a feeling that this will be an intense movie.

That makes things jarring when the setting changes to Zulu dancers at a village. It is all part of a mass marriage ceremony being overseen by King Cetewayo (Chief Buthelezi) where young maidens are being married to older men. As shown in the rest of the film, the Zulu’s are excellent singers and they are almost hypnotic vocalists. I should note that the girls are topless and it is a lengthy sequence. More on that later.

At the wedding are Reverend Witt (Jack Hawkins) and his daughter; Christian missionaries attempting to convert the locals. An interesting discussion about the marriages gives an insight into both cultures of the time. The daughter is newly arrived in South Africa and does not like what is going on. Or so she says, but her eyes say something else. The Swedish minister disapproves of the mass marriage since the girls may soon be widows,  but goes on to point out to his daughter that at least the girls are getting brave men for husbands.

Meanwhile, Margareta (Ulla Jacobsson) is busy being the stereotypical repressed Victorian lady and being improperly captivated  by the dancing. Yes, Zulu is filled with lots of stereotypes but they are mostly too well executed to criticize. However, this particular bit sticks out like a sore thumb. Jacobsson does the most she can with a thankless role.

A messenger interrupts the festivities with the news of the great victory which leads to the upset missionaries hastily leaving to warn the soldiers at Rorke’s Drift that they are being targeted. Their departure does not go smoothly, but it does demonstrate the discipline employed by the Zulu leadership. Now things begin to start moving again.

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Or do they?  It is time to introduce the main protagonists. Lieutenant John Chard (Stanley Baker) of the Royal Engineers is at Rorke’s Drift to build a bridge. Not exactly exciting duty and he turns out to be a very by the books officer with little tolerance for slacking off. Having only just arrived, he has taken the local troops and laborers to work on the bridge.

Zulu Lieutenant Gonville BromheadZulu Hook Runs a Con

This is not particularly appreciated by the local officer in charge, Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead (Michael Caine), who is an upper class twit stereotype. His approach to leading is a great deal more lax and he even allows his troops to have a choir. Having returned from hunting, he is more than a little condescending to the engineer upon discovering his presence.

Back at the garrison, we are introduced to an array of soldiers including: Private Hook (James Booth), a thief and malingerer; Surgeon Reynolds (Patrick Magee), a somewhat ill tempered doctor; Tommy, a former farmer with a soft spot for animals; and Colour-Sargeant Bourne (Nigel Green) an experienced leader.  There are many more and I could spend the entire review going over them, but I will not. Suffice it to say, they all have distinctly individual personalities and good lines during the course of the film. You will get attached to the motley group.

Zulu AdendorffZulu Bulls Head Formation

A pair of riders disrupt the peace with the news of the massacre earlier in the morning. One of them stays behind, a boer named Adendorff (Gert Van Der Bergh) who seems to know a great deal about the Zulus and their tactics. This is good, because Chard and Bromhead do not. A conflict soon arises between the two and Chard’s seniority of several months puts him in charge despite not being a combat soldier. Working together is going to be difficult.

Chard compensates for all this by being very decisive and immediately formulates a plan for defenses in the dirt.  To Bromhead’s horror, the engineer plans to fight a defensive battle behind barricades. But the decision has been made and they will stay and fight. It is an insane decision on the face of it, for two Impies of two thousand warriors each are coming. The defenders are seven officers, thirty-six wounded, and ninety-seven fit for duty plus forty levies.

Zulu Cavalry ArrivesZulu Reverend Witt Scares the Locals

A brief moment of hope arrives in the form of local volunteer cavalrymen who ride to the gate of the makeshift barricades to speak to the officers in charge. What looks like salvation quickly turns into a tense confrontation when they refuse to help defend the outpost. Raging at the departing riders, Chard looses face in front of the troops he is commanding and who do not know him.

The silence and stillness of the troops is driven home by the camera as it swoops slowly across the defenders of Rorke’s Drift. Despair, uncertainty, and fear are all apparent on the faces of the soldiers. It is a terrifically human moment.

Zulu Wagon FlippingZulu Witt Undermines the Soldier's Resolve

Adding to the difficulty is the panicked fire and brimstone preaching of Rev. Witt. His devotion to God is only dwarfed by his pacifism and the Swede convinces all the local help to run off. His further calls for the sick and wounded to be taken out by him leads to one of the more pointed responses I have seen in a movie. Witt is not shown in a sympathetic light at all.

While Chard tries to establish himself over the men and ready the defenses, the missionary continues to undermine him despite being locked up. A strange sound in the distance can be heard, like a train…

Zulu Rorke's DriftZulu Warriors on the Hills

The Zulu’s have arrived. Above left is a shot that gives you an idea of how small an outpost Rorke’s Drift is, with all the defenders between the hospital and church buildings. The image to the right is one I hastily stitched together from two DVD screen captures in order to show the Zulu forces arrayed against the British. Quite the contrast in size, eh?

Zulu Impi CommandersZulu Warriors

With their officers commanding from a hilltop, the Zulu braves make their first approach toward the South wall. It is a strangely slow approach, with them banging on their shields with their short spears and apparently taunting the redcoats. Shot after shot is fired into the warriors who stop well short of the defenses. Eventually they retreat and the soldiers think they have won a victory.

Zulu Why UsZulu Guns in the Bush

Soon it is made clear that is not the case and once again fear begins to grip the defenders. Determined to get rid of the cancer in his midst, Chard orders the missionaries out on their carriage. Witt screams “You are all going to die!” as they ride out, proving himself to be particularly unhelpful at this critical juncture. This leads to one of the greatest quotes from a war movie:

Private Cole: “Why us?”

Colour-Sergeant Bourne: “Because we are here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.”

It is a quietly delivered and poignant exchange that echoes across the centuries. Zulu is filled with many such small, but powerful moments, including Chard’s hand shaking as he reloads his revolver, a soldier dropping his bayonet,  and Bourne reciting parts of Psalm 46.

Zulu AttackZulu Brave and Afraid

With the missionaries gone, the battle is joined in earnest with the rifles taken from Isandhwlana coming into play. While the Zulu’s are not good shots, they make up for it in volume. Casualties on both sides slowly mount and it is time for a full out attack.

Human wave tactics are used and soon the outer line finds themselves up close and personal with the spears and shields of the angry natives shouting “Kill! Kill! Kill!” in Zulu. The scene is one of confusion and brutal hand to hand fighting with spears versus bayonets.

Zulu Bourne Defends with BayonetZulu Schiess to the Rescue

Attackers swiftly make their way into the compound and Chard is taken down with a blow to the head. The hobbling Swiss born Corporal Schiess (Dickie Owen) battles with rifle and crutch to the rescue of the fallen officer in an amazing feat of bravery. It is only one of many scenes of bravery in the movie.

Zulu Rear Rank FIREZulu Slaughter

The fanatic and fearless Zulu’s are as well disciplined as their British counterparts, but even great numbers find it very hard to overcome better armed defenders. It is nearly a beautiful thing to watch the awful carnage inflicted by stepped rank volley firing. The soundtrack is used sparingly in the movie and it adds greatly to the “you are there” feel.

Multiple attacks, all planned out carefully by the Zulu leaders, probe for weaknesses in the defense as the day grinds by. Fighting takes to the rooftops, such as they are, for a suspense filled assault on the hospital.

Zulu Hook DefendsZulu Hospital Burns Down

With wounded and sick troops still in their beds, the walking wounded fight for their lives and those of their fellow soldiers when the building catches fire. It is a grim and relentless battle that goes into the night. With the hospital destroyed, the men exhausted, outnumbered, and running out of water things look very bleak indeed.

Can the defenders of Rorke’s Drift survive until reinforcements come?

Thoughts

Wow, what a movie!

Can a story be called an epic if it only takes place over two days and mainly in one location? That is the question facing me at the moment. Technically the answer has to be no, but Zulu does feel like an epic. Everything about it is large and grand, even if Rorke’s Drift is not.

Zulu is a thoughtful action movie which is not something you see much of these days. In many ways it is an odd mix of in your face anti-war statements while romanticizing battle with a dash of pacifist bashing mixed in. It also celebrates the Welsh and the Zulus while running down the English upper class. Class warfare is a subtheme of the plot, but even it gets thrown out by the end. Perhaps the truth that all men become brothers when fighting side by side is part of the intent, but it is is hard to tell when it pulls in so many different directions.

Perhaps all of this reflects the soul of Stanley Baker more than anything else. He was an ardent Socialist (he belonged to the political party) and patriotic Welshman. The film was very much his project and I suspect he poured much of himself into it. It was one of the few times he played a good guy and he preferred playing heavies. Also playing into this were Cy Endfield’s beliefs, for the director was a Communist. He and Baker collaborated closely on the movie before a later severe falling out while making another one.

I mentioned romanticized battle earlier, but that may be unintentional given the very anti-war statement near the end of the film. It is the bravery of the men that shades Zulu in a very sentimental way which is solidly masculine. No question about it, this is a guy’s movie with a vengeance. The only female with a speaking role is mainly there to get abused verbally and physically by the soldiers. Frankly, Margareta Witt could have been omitted from the film and nobody would have noticed. That is ironic, given the script proposal that landed funding had her character in a romance with Chard.

The battles are very well staged and the camera work is exceptional. Endfield did a fantastic job directing the movie. Whether it be small character moments, purely visual meditations, or frenetic combat the film never stumbles. It did not hurt that they filmed in Natal and used the incredible scenery there as a backdrop. Visually stunning only begins to describe the cinematography.

The acting is excellent throughout the cast with special kudos to Stanley Baker and Michael Caine. This whole production was Baker’s baby and his Chard is a believably flawed martinet in over his head. Caine made his starring debut in the movie and his talent already shows in this early role. Strangely, everyone involved in the movie thought James Booth would be the breakout star from his turn as Hook. In the end, it is Caine’s name that is put on the covers of the DVD and Blu-ray editions. Not even Baker gets that honor.

While being PG rated, a few warnings about the content are merited. Zulu is not a suitable film for kids or young teens, mostly thanks to the nudity involving the local Zulu maidens in the beginning of the movie. Many of them are clearly underage themselves in this accurate portrayal of the culture. Think National Geographic Magazine and you will get the idea of what is shown. There are also two attempted assaults on Miss Witt and coarse language toward her from the soldiers. Parental guidance is required since you should know the maturity level of your children.

The copious amounts of violence are not accompanied by a like amount of blood. While there is some, it is done with extreme restraint and there is no true gore. Even the surgeon’s operating scenes demand more from your imagination than is represented. The violence is not sensationalized in any way or form.

I highly recommend Zulu to history and military enthusiasts, those who appreciate bravery, and anyone who likes a really good movie. It is one of my all time favorite films.

Technical

For most of my life, Zulu was something I got to see on television in a hacked down, panned and scanned, worn out print version. Having recorded it off of TBS back when it was a still good movie channel, I later replaced it with a DVD that was a transfer of the VHS version. It was the first time I got to see it in widescreen format, but the picture was a muddy mess. I had despaired of ever seeing it in a good issue, so it was really something to see the MGM DVD at a local Best Buy and it was an instant buy.

Once I had a 1080p HDTV and a good Blu-ray player to go with it, I wondered if the film had been put out in high definition. To my delight it had; to my horror it was not cheap. Half a year later I got lucky and ran into a brand new copy incorrectly listed on Amazon as used at ten dollars. So now I get to update the review and give details on Paramount’s Blu-ray edition.

Zulu Face of Victory

Zulu Stanley Baker

Zulu Cetewayo's VillageZulu Cetewayo's Village Blu-ray

The transfer is anamorphic widescreen at a 2.35:1 ratio and is of superb visual quality. Above are captures from the DVD on the left and on the right from the Blu-ray. While the DVD is absolutely gorgeous, it is completely blown out of the water by the Blu-ray edition. Colors are bright and vivid making the stunning scenery shown a true cinematic experience that does justice to the 70mm Technicolor film stock it was remastered and restored from.

Simply put, this is the best looking Blu-ray I have ever seen. Normal Blu-ray discs have 18-20 GB of data allocated to the movie itself. This one has over thirty gigabytes! Watching it has been like seeing the movie for the first time, please pardon the cliché. There is no end to the superlatives I could lavish on the video quality, so I will simply say that if you want to test the picture of any HDTV, this is the disc to do it with. The color levels are amazing and the picture detail is just stunning.

The sound is Dolby Digital monaural and of excellent fidelity. John Barry’s terrific score sounds great, as does the singing of the Zulu’s. You won’t have to strain to hear any dialogue with this DVD.

The Blu-ray is far superior and restores the six track stereo sound in uncompressed format. The commentary is in mono and the only subtitles are in English plus English SDH.

The only extras included on the DVD are optional subtitles in English, French, and Spanish plus the theatrical trailer. That trailer features a different logo than used in the movie and is completely sensationalistic. It treats the film as a B movie and does not reflect the movie well at all. That just proves poor advertising is eternal, I suppose.

Paramount Pictures Blu-ray edition has everything the DVD has and much, much more. The extras were originally made for a DVD special edition from 2002 and include:

Commentary with Film Historian Sheldon Hall and Zulu Second Director Robert Porter – This is very informative and reveals a great deal about shooting the film as well as the people who worked on it. Hall is politely put in his place a few times by Porter in a good illustration of the difference between fan boys and those who actually work in the industry.

Documentaries are all DVD quality, but fascinating thanks to a wealth of materials.

Zulu John BarryZulu Sound Recording

The Music of Zulu – This is a six and a half minute look at how John Barry came up with the score. It turns out it was heavily inspired by Zulu chants and songs brought to him by the production crew. If you are a fan of soundtracks and Barry especially, this is gold.

Zulu Color Home MovieZulu Baker Directing

Zulu: Remembering an Epic – At almost twelve minutes, it is packed with trivia about the production. Better yet, it features home films shot by the cast and crew during shooting of the film.

Zulu Cy Endfield and LocalsZulu Filming a Charge

The Making of Zulu: “Roll of Honour” – A nearly half hour documentary covering the creation of Diamond Films and the movie featuring interviews with Baker and Prebble’s widows, plus surviving cast members sans Michael Caine.

Zulu Baker FamilyZulu Military Extras

The Making of Zulu: “…And Snappeth the Spear in Sunder” – A continuation of above featuring reminiscences about filming and the reception of the movie.  It dwells on Stanley Baker the man more than the actor, producer, or director. He died young, but left a memorable legacy in Zulu.

Zulu Theatrical Trailer

Theatrical Trailer – Same as with the DVD.

Teaser Trailer – Shorter version of above.

BEWARE! HERE BE SPOILERS!!!





Zulu Dawn BreaksZulu Sunrise

The dawn of the second day is shown in breath taking shots mixed with Chard approaching his exhausted troops. With the rising sun comes the reappearance of the Zulus on the hilltops, guaranteeing more bloodshed to come. It must have been something to have seen this in a 70mm equipped theater in 1964.

Zulu Braves SingZulu Men of Harlech

Ask someone what scene they remember the most from Zulu and it will almost always be when the two sides battled in song. Men of Harlech being sung by the Welsh soldiers is a stirring moment of bravery in the face of death. An absolutely riveting scene made stronger by overlapping the songs.

Zulu Charge

A piece of disinformation from years past was that the movie was filmed at the actual site of Rorke’s Drift and that you could make out the monument pole in the scenes where the Zulus charge. Having fallen for that and relaying it to others, I wish to set things right. As the above still shows, that is the flag pole they are running by, not a monument. The movie was filmed in the Royal Natal National Park and not at the original location.

Zulu Volley FireZulu Newspaper Graphic

The ranked volley firing is still fascinating to watch after all these years. The destruction unleashed made it clear that attacking firearms with spears was not wise, especially if the rifles were allowed to be concentrated. The flying platoon was another tactic that impressed me when young – and still does.

Zulu Bourne Roll Call

The roll call is another scene that resonated mainly due to the gallows humor so typical to soldiers. It also made for a great showcase for Nigel Green’s sympathetic but firm sergeant. What an interesting contrast it was between him and Reverend Witt with both being good Christian men, yet handling things completely differently. In some ways the movie can be viewed as Christian bashing, but Colour-Sergeant Bourne nullifies it to a good degree.

Zulu DespairZulu Retreat

The ending was perfect. Take a look at Chard and Bromhead’s faces as they see the Zulu’s having returned after vanishing. Shock and despair is how I would describe it. Having the Zulu warriors salute the British with singing before leaving is highly emotional, if utter balderdash. In reality that did not happen. But it this is romanticized warfare after all.

Zulu ReinforcementsZulu Last Scene

The final scenes with Richard Burton reading off the Victoria’s Cross winners while showing the actors who played them is well executed and generates a nearly nostalgic feeling after being with them for the past two hours plus. Here the anti-war statement given by Chard earlier is reinforced by his staring at the fallen bodies of the enemy and planting a shield upright.

Notice the reinforcements have arrived in the form of uniformed cavalry. In reality, it was the arrival of more troops that caused the Zulu’s to retreat. Only fifteen defenders were killed and sixteen wounded, but they were running out of ammo. It was only a matter of time and dead Zulu’s consuming lead before they would have fallen.

Political Follies

Sometimes I wonder about the intelligence of humanity in general. But if there is one segment that has a disproportionate number of members who seem to be willing to do the stupidest thing possible in any given situation, it has to be politicians. They have gotten to be so much like the Hollywood/celebrity set in their peccadillos that they are indistinguishable -- except one group has control of our lives.

The latest wave of stupidity has hit both the Republican and Democratic parties. In Missouri, U.S. Senate candidate Todd Akin said what has to be the most ill informed, if not mentally ill, statement about pregnancies and rape. Endorsed by Mike Huckabee and indirectly by his opponent, Claire McCaskill, the moron refuses to step aside even though it is obvious it cost him the election. By all accounts he was the weakest candidate, which is why McCaskill dropped over a million in ads calling him the most conservative candidate in a successful effort to influence the GOP primary.

Meanwhile, the state of Minnesota has produced yet another winner in State Representative Kerry Gauthier of Duluth. That moron was caught having oral sex with a seventeen year old boy at a rest stop. It was arranged through Craigslist so there is no doubt what was going on. His party leadership has called on him to go too.

It is said absolute power corrupts absolutely, but even a little power seems to do the trick for some. But it seems to lower the IQ as well. How can anyone be so stupid?

I have met intelligent and diligent elected officials and candidates many times, so this is not meant to tar and feather everyone involved in politics. It just seems more idiots have gotten involved and are having success in their endeavors. That is a scary concept and I hope I am simply being more aware of this kind of idiocy. If not, oh boy.

BTW, Joe Biden was not mentioned, simply because he is in a class by himself.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Another Blogger Referral Spammer: Pnarp

Yep, another one that has been around for awhile but keeps changing servers and countries. If you see any referrals from pnarp . com please do not click on them, there have been some reports of malware being automatically downloaded. Flicker users have also had problems with it in the past and other social media sites (Digg, Twitter, other blog services) have seen this joker show up too.

UPDATE 8-26-2012: 

Found another spammer, pregolom . com out of Russia. It does not appear to be related to pnarp, but it seems like there is a big uptick in referral spam lately.  It along with filmhill . com have been showing up in large numbers the past week.

Odd and Ends 8-20-2012

Despite Monday being the toughest day of the week for my health, I felt inspired to head to Winona, MN to get some ammo and maybe a cheapish phone. My eight year old Motorola cordless runs through replacement batteries at a faster clip than it used to, while acting strangely of late. At Amazon, I had wish listed a well reviewed AT&T corded and cordless DECT 6.0 combo, something I had never dreamed existed and perfect for rural life. But the price went up and I was reluctant to pull the trigger.

So it is much to my surprise that I have the AT&T phone charging at the moment in the living room while the corded base keeps watch in my room. It turns out they had a couple in stock at Mills Fleet Farm where I got my cheap Russian .223 ammo! Now I am penniless until my next Social Security check, but I am very relieved to have a working telephone. The extra range of the phone should be very helpful since the Samsung barely worked at the other end of the not very big house.

Why Tablets are Not the Future of Computing

Just a short post to relay the story of an Apple user who ran into an old man who does not like the company. Why? Because they are killing creativity by pushing iPads. I love his reasoning and even more that he has bona fides that cannot be looked down upon. While I love using my 7” Android based tablet as a glorified book reader, I do not approve of the bigger ones for the same reasons given by the old man.

The other moral to the story is that you can run into the most interesting people if you are willing to have conversations with strangers. So go read the story already!

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Five Years Ago: The Rushford Flood

It is hard to believe that it has been so long since the August 18, 2007 flood that filled Rushford and the accompanying rains that heavily damaged much of Houston County. I just ate at The Creamery in Rushford and was explaining to a younger couple that the restaurant had been filled with four feet of water. Much of life has returned to normal in that small town, thankfully.

As part of my renovating the blog, I have been going back and properly tagging posts. This week happened to be the one assigned to that, so I have been looking at those posts and reliving what happened. I’ll let my words and photos from back then tell the story:

Little did I know that less than a year later there would be more flooding locally and across the border in Wisconsin. Soldiers Grove took the hit during that one, but it was surreal to see such damage again is so short a time. There is nothing quite like the feeling of helplessness when faced with a natural disaster.

I really hope I never feel it again.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Squid Girl OVA Mini Episodes, Season 1

UPDATE September 4, 2018

More DMCA take downs have hit the blog despite screen captures long being considered fair use. Due to my not being able to afford a lawyer, I have no choice but to remove them or have the blog suspended. Only the words will be left.

TVTokyo is proving to be foolishly draconian in targeting posts meant to get people interested in seeing the Squid Girl anime and perhaps even purchasing it on DVD or Blu-ray. Being anti-piracy myself this is infuriating that they are targeting posts I wrote hoping to encourage people to try out a delightful show.

Having struck pay dirt with the appearance of Mini-Squid Girl in episode five, the crew behind the show decided to make a couple of shorts that were bundled with the Blu-rays released in Japan. Over four minutes of concentrated cuteness  contained in each will leave you smiling.

OVA 1

When Eiko goes off to school, her pet Mini-Squid Girl plans to get some extra sleep. To her deep surprise, another version of her is already sleeping in her bed! We will call her Dark Mini-Squid Girl, for her clothing and cap are black instead of white.

Apparently evil, the mirror images end up fighting very quickly with the interloper having the upper hand.

The animators make full use of the small girls interacting with a world of giant items. Who knew a remote control truck could be so terrifying?

Eventually the fight goes too far and a dangerous situation develops.

OVA 2

Shimmering waves of heat rise from the desert sand while Mini-Ika trudges along. The smell of shrimp cooking gets her attention and we find it was the beach, not the Sahara.

A tiny creature, Mini-Squid Girl finds herself in constant peril while trying to obtain that delicious shrimp. Many are the terrors she braves in her quest for crustacean.

Then the ultimate boss appears and she is a terrifying foe indeed. It will require divine intervention to save Mini-Ika!

Thoughts

The two direct to video mini episodes are incredibly cute and recall the best shorts put out by Disney and Warner Brothers during the mid-20th Century. For some reason, cartoons do a better job at depicting small people dealing with giants than any other format. Each episode is a delight, with the second being funnier and the first more charming.

Little kids would absolutely love these videos. Adults will find them amusing and oh so cute.

One technical comment and it has to do with a spelling error on the DVD menu – episodes is spelled “EPISDES”!

Trust

A post in which I ramble about trust, lies, and forgiveness.

Inspired by a post by Hanny, I have been pondering the topic of trust for the past day. While he writes about his personal issues with trust, the decline of trust in our society is what has dominated my thinking. There have been two eras in my life where trust has disintegrated within our society with the first being the Watergate fallout. The second is harder for me to figure out when it started and for good reason. I will get back to that in a bit.

It would be good for me to write a disclaimer of sorts.

A year and half ago, I went through a pain therapy course involving meditation to relieve chronic pain. In order to join the course, I had to take the multiphasic personality test that professionals belief reveal all about you. According to it, I trust too easily.

Anybody who knows me in any kind of depth knows I do not trust people one whit. My favorite mental phrase is “I don’t trust them any further than I can shoot them.” Seriously, I am not joking. When I was very young, I was trusting. It was interactions with other humans that completely destroyed that. Betrayal is something I learned about early and repeatedly.

Health 8-17-2012

I have been plagued by a runny nose and sneezing since late last night. I suppose that a check on allergy alerts is merited…

Ah, ragweed. I should have known.

On a more positive note, my routine of using  Audiosurf to see how I am doing has given way to more serious gaming in the morning. The NADH is helping a lot, so I am a great deal clearer minded and alert in the mornings. This allows me to do things more complicated than a crossword puzzle and a simple game, though you would not believe it by the bad session this morning.  Also, I have become a morning person, which is something I strived for over the years being a nocturnal type.

Still not up to speed energy or strength wise. Next week will be better, I think.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Squid Girl Ep. 12 First Season Finale

UPDATE September 4, 2018

More DMCA take downs have hit the blog despite screen captures long being considered fair use. Due to my not being able to afford a lawyer, I have no choice but to remove them or have the blog suspended. Only the words will be left.

TVTokyo is proving to be foolishly draconian in targeting posts meant to get people interested in seeing the Squid Girl anime and perhaps even purchasing it on DVD or Blu-ray. Being anti-piracy myself this is infuriating that they are targeting posts I wrote hoping to encourage people to try out a delightful show.

The delightfully silly first season of Squid Girl comes to a close with only two stories instead of the usual three. Raucous beach action fills the first third, while an unusually down story takes up the rest. Laughter, unnecessary violence, and heartfelt emotion show off all of the show’s best attributes in memorable squid fashion.

What a fun ride this little series has been. It was only my second dip into comedy anime and I am glad to have found such rampant silliness able to cross over cultures.

Anysquid Up for a Game?

Beach volleyball has grown in popularity worldwide, but it seems that it really struck a chord in Japan. There have been anime and manga devoted to it, so it makes sense we would get a good spoof of the sport since the series is set on a beach.

When the Aizawa family spots a signup sheet for a volleyball tournament with a grand prize of a 3D television set, dedicated gamer Eiko can’t wait to sign up. After being told what 3D means, Squid Girl decides she is in too. Setting aside their differences, the two form a team determined to dominate the contest.

Every regular in the cast shows up to form teams: Takeru and his friend, Goro and his lifesaver buddy, Sanae and Cindy (the All-Stalker Team), the Three Idiots, the fake Squid Girl and her dad, and even Nagisa and Kyomi. Returning from Episode 6 is the the little blond announcer from the Noh Mask Rider play. She covers the carnage that team Lemon Beach House inflicts on their opponents in hilarious fashion.

There is injury, abuse, and fear in these contests, for the two girls are terrors on the sand. Drawing the little kids first, Ika and Eiko show no mercy and no sportsmanship. That 3D TV will be theirs, no matter what and heaven help anyone who gets in their way. But eventually they run into worthy foes and find themselves pushed past their limits.

Will they win the TV? For that matter, will anyone survive the matches?

We’re in Squid Trouble?

This double length story serves to end the season (and the series if it did not get a sequel) and take the show back full circle. After a particularly busy day, exhaustion hits our plucky heroine. Unable to move her tentacles one centimeter, she cannot even feel them. Initial amusement by the others turns to worry and multiple therapies are tried to get them working again.

Not even the most radical of treatments works, but even worse is that all of Ika’s other superhuman (or super squid?) abilities are fading away. A theory is formed by Cindy and the Three Idiots that atrophy is happening. This is because Squid Girl is adjusting to life on the surface and does not need her tentacles anymore in some accelerated evolution.

Highly depressed by this, Ika retreats into solitude to reflect on what this means for her and the invasion of the surface world. In a charming moment, she decides that maybe she has succeeded in invading the hearts of the humans around her and sets out to prove it. Yes, she has a plan, which is never good news.

Being the genius Squid Girl is, it involves saying she’s leaving so that everyone will beg her to stay. Floating the idea that she needs to go back to the ocean to regain her powers results in a lot of support for the idea, even from Sannae. Disappointed, she heads off into the sea…

…and does not return.

Summer ends and the Lemon Beach House closes with the arrival of Fall. Winter passes into spring in a lovely, if sad, montage of the supporting characters moving on with their lives. Occasionally they run into each other, but it isn’t until the next summer that they reunite to remember the strange girl who invaded their lives. Life has become boring without Ika around and the sense of loss is palpable.

A sudden arrival is very much like the events of the first episode, but the reaction of Eiko is completely different. While this may be a slice of life series, it does have some character development and the change in Eiko is subtly handled, but emotionally satisfying.

Yet something is very wrong. Squid Girl has cut off her tentacles and is speaking strangely by speaking normally. Gone are the squid and fish puns, replaced by a very annoying “you know” added to the end of every other sentence. That has to be a tribute to “degeso” which is added at the end of most of her Japanese dialogue. Which of course is a riff on the formal ending of “desu” from old Japanese… Oh, look it up for yourselves. Back to the story!

None of her powers have returned, but her ambition has expanded to conquering the universe. There must be some kind of strange inverse compensation going on. Anyway, Ika goes about resuming her life at the restaurant and adjusting to living like a normal human.

Oh and in Japan, gals cutting their hair shorter is usually viewed as a sign of being heartbroken, often over a breakup. So there is more to her lopping her tentacles off than removing something useless.

After days of this, Takeru voices deep frustration and anger, for Squid Girl is no longer the girl they knew. His emotional outburst exposes her deep depression and the story ceases to be amusing. Instead, it has become a gentle drama that is better executed than I expected.

Depressed and feeling alone, Ika is approached by a strange girl, slightly older and vaguely inhuman. A sweet conversation about the people of the surface world follows as the girl in red gives some good advice. She seems vaguely octopus like, wouldn’t you agree?

Will Squid Girl adjust to being human? Will she ever get her powers back? And why has a death flag been suddenly raised?

Thoughts

The final episode is a solid one, starting out with boisterous physical comedy and ending with a sadder character driven story. It demonstrates how far Ika has come from that first failed attempt to take over the Lemon Beach House, while pointing out what is really important in life. Animes often stress the importance of friendship, but here it is about more than that. It is about family.

A strange and motley collection of people have become Squid Girl’s family with the Aizawa’s being the core and the others being her extended oddball cousins. She also has a best friend in Kyomi and girls her age to run around with. But one of the relationships stands out more than the others.

Her relationship with Eiko is very much that of siblings, complete with rivalry and friction. The focus of the episode is rightly on the two with everyone else in supporting roles. After all, Eiko was the first to deal with her that fateful day she tried to invade the restaurant.

I loved the series after watching it on Crunchyroll when it had completed. Having it released here in the States was a huge surprised, as was the excellent job done by the English voice cast. Now if Media Blasters can hold on long enough to license the second season and get it out I will be very pleased. Though not quite as good as the first, it is more of the same – which is well worth watching.

The end credits are replaced with a montage of daily life for our favorite squid and feature callbacks to all the characters. It makes for a very sweet ending.

BEWARE! HERE BE SPOILERS!!!





Chizuru breaking out the Noh Mask Rider Anya mask along with a red haired wig to impersonate Eiko was ridiculously funny. Her destruction of the opposing team was straight out of a shounen anime. But with the tournament won, Ika tragically finds out that just because the shrimp on screen looks real doesn’t mean it is edible.

It was strange to watch Squid Girl swimming like a normal human. The whirlpool created by the Three Idiots nearly killing Eiko was unexpected and actually created tension.

Ika cares about Eiko more than she would ever admit, like many a younger sister. Her determination to save the other girl brought her tentacles back, showing she has learned to value the people around her. There may be hope for the girl yet.

Such a sweet moment between the girls. Of course, Ika had to ruin it and deserved what she got. Still, her prior actions speak volumes.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Six Years of Blogging

In all the events of yesterday, I forgot to post about it being six years since I started this blog. It can safely be said the blog is not exactly what I thought it would be.The first post was not anything profound, but was in the spirit of trying to keep a journal of some kind.

At the time, I figured I would post about daily things and links to articles I found interesting. While I still do that from time to time, the desire to write and resurrect my rusty skills at it gradually took over. Most of that took the form of reviews, which I never expected to get involved in writing, and the occasional essay.

Six years. That is hard to comprehend, but looking back at the first post I notice they do not have any tags on them. Time to fix that.

Looking to the future, I expect the blog to keep changing. It is a reflection of me and my refusal to be complacent about life, so change is unavoidable. Hopefully it will be an interesting journey and some of the posts will be too.

The ‘Burbs (1989) Review

Forget urban paranoia, suburban paranoia is where it’s at in this darkly amusing comedy about the denizens of one cul-de-sac reacting to their new neighbors. An oddball mix of broad comedy, mystery, and arrested maturity, The ‘Burbs is a highly entertaining skewering of normality at every turn. But don’t expect a heavy handed lecture, for this is an affectionate take on neighbors with characters that may seem similar to people you have known.

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The 1980s was good decade for comedies on television and in theaters, from what I recall. About every form of humor was at its peak, so it is interesting to look back at this movie which came out at the end of the decade. Director Joe Dante’s satire about living in the suburbs was well timed. Mass migration (often referred to as “white flight”) had emptied city neighborhoods of middle class families seeking greener pastures – or at least small lawns. Fertile ground for comedy was there and mixing it with horror movie tropes made a minor classic that is fondly remembered by many.

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The ‘Burbs begins with a clever zoom in that starts with Universal’s famous globe logo and ends up in the labyrinthine streets of a suburb.  Specifically, the dead end street of Mayfield Place, where it is night out and strange noises from a run down house have Ray Peterson (Tom Hanks) losing sleep. There is something of a horror movie atmosphere to the setup, but quickly the humor makes its appearance. Watch what happens when he steps into the neighbor’s yard and back again to see what I am talking about.

Yes, I am already telling you to go see the movie and the review is barely underway. Deal with it.

Another Day at the Polls, Another Fiasco for the MNGOP

Ron Paul’s libertarians have struck another blow on behalf of losing to Democrats. Yesterday, an incredibly low turnout of 3% of voters participated in the primary and, like the caucuses before, it enabled the Paul backed candidates to get the nod.

Kurt Bills barely won against a candidate nobody knew anything about. Running in tribute to a noted leftist, Paul Wellstone, shows just how Republican he really is. Meanwhile, in CD1, the Paul backers got Allan Quist in over a much superior candidate. I guess spending money on those terrible television ads worked.

The blame does not mainly fall on Ron Paul’s followers. This is the end result of laziness, corruption, and sheer stupidity by the MNGOP leadership with the rank and file Republicans being just as bad. If people would pay attention and get involved, the fringe would not take over. For all intents and purposes, the state party is dead.

As of today, I no longer consider myself a member of the zombie state party and beholden to voting for the candidates running under the Republican banner. At least I can stay aligned with the national party, which still has room for true conservatives. I no longer feel guilt about my health taking me out of political volunteer work after watching the incredible stupidity being put on display.

I will not be voting for Quist or Bills, which is effectively voting for Walz and Klobuchar. It does not matter, for neither has a snowball’s chance in Hades to win. It is a pity, for this looks to be a vulnerable election cycle for Democrats in general.

I will be voting for Greg Davids HD26B, Jeremy Miller SD26, and Romney/Ryan. All of them have my full support and I expect to write letters to the editor on their behalf.