I just arrived home from a gaming session of D&D and while we were goofing off and ignoring the DM, I pretended to auger a fortune from a bowl of left over Halloween candy.
“You will have a short and painful life,” I predicted to one of the players.
He replied, “Did you say a short and painful wife?!”
Best line of the evening, by far.
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